The Best of International Soccer

So I've abandoned the World Cup. After watching match after match of horrible reffing, with the team the ref wanted to win winning, the whole thing just turned my stomach. Fair, my ass.

So here's my own little score board. All pics are from www.fifaworldcup.com.

Best of the US:
Brian McBride, forward, #20.
Plays for England's Manchester United.

Best Bald Guy:
Zinedine Zidane, France, midfielder, #10.
Plays for Spain's Real Madrid.

Most Envied Water Bottle:
Michael Ballack, Germany, midfielder, #13.
Plays for Germany's Bayern Munich.

Most Overrated Player:
David Beckham, England, Midfielder, #7.
Plays for Spain's Real Madrid.


Best Man-Stubble:
Ricardo Cabanas, Switzerland, Midfielder, #7.
Plays for Germany's FC Cologne.


Best Press Shot:
Luis Garcia, Spain, forward, #11.
Plays for England's Liverpool.


Best of the Barely Legal (you can't buy him a beer):
Lionel Messi, Argentina, forward, #19.
Plays for Spain's Barcelona.
Just turned 19.


Best of the Barely Legal (but you can buy him a beer):
Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal, forward, #17.
Plays for England's Manchester United.
Just turned 21.

Best Six-Pack on Display:

Although they probably all have one, they're not showin' 'em. :(
Emmanuel Adebayor, Togo, forward, #4.
Plays for England's Arsenal.

Most Interesting Tattoo:

Djibril Cisse, France.