Flashback.

Remember this post? Yeah.

The morning after.

Hope you had as good a New Year's as we did!

Wait, I'm supposed to SLEEP here?

Hatching a plan of escape.

A few things.

Notice we have 2 mobiles. We apparently couldn't decide.
Notice all of the toys in this bed. No, she has never slept here.
Also, the 2 of Clubs? Um.... 3 and under poker night?

The waving was actually a plea for help.
Probably to alert someone that there are glowbugs in her bed.
Or maybe that she already knows that topless photos always end up on the internet.

Jumping jumpers jumping.

Needs a large medallion that looks like a clock.

And she'd totally be Flava Flav. (I feel a Halloween costume coming on.)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

And she was deemed perfect.

Claire's first doctor's appointment.

Goin' Home.

She's ignoring you.

What big cheeks you have! The better for storing grapes in, my dear.

All my friends know the low rider

It has begun.

And we went to the pool, too.

Diva.

I am in a bad mood, minions.

Even these trendy glasses are annoying me.

If I look cute, can we go to Chuck-E-Cheese?

One carseat, three ways.

I'm sleeping. Don't bother me.

Did I say you could bother me?

Oh fine. Here's a smile. But I seriously doubt your sanity.

Target is more exciting for grown-ups.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

What? This isn't a chair?

It's all pink.

Every. Single. Thing.