This really can't be comfortable.

The first rule of food fight club is that you do not talk about food fight club.

Getting the monthly photo. Kind of.

Oh hi, I'm sitting up.

Wait, is that a paper? For me?

I'm gonna get you, paper.

Wait, I'm in the corner. Sitting up.

WHEEEEE!!!!!

Here's that paper again.

NOM NOM NOM.

What does this say?

Scrunch scrunch scrunch.

I lost my paper.

But hey, I'm cute! Maybe I can get another.

My foot's stuck. HALP.

Just hanging around.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

The Top 10 Best Things about Being Pregnant:
#10: Nobody looks at you funny for eating peanut butter, jelly and mayo sandwiches.
#9: Having 3 chins is considered normal.
#8: People think you're funny when you give the sign of the cross and run away when they try to rub your belly.
#7: Nobody really cares what you wear.
#6: Since you can't reach your legs, you don't have to shave.
#5: Second Lunch.
#4: Most of the time, people give you their seat on the Metro.
#3: Everyone lets you pick the restaurant, and nobody complains about eating Indian food three times a week. (Claire liked the spicy curry, Sophie was a chips and hot salsa baby.)
#2: Shopping for teeny tiny everything.
#1: You're going to have a baby!



The Top 10 Things About Having a Baby:
#10: Everyone wants you to take naps.
#9: The disposable mesh underwear they give you in the hospital.
#8: Maternity leave, although I still wish the US was more like Norway, France, or even Canada.
#7: Coffee. In normal, caffinated quantities.
#6: You can see your feet.
#5: SUSHI.
#4: The meds are nice.
#3: Third trimester insomnia is cured.
#2: So is the gestational diabetes! No more pricking fingertips!
#1: You have a baby!

Accomplishments

George is potty-trained, too.

Hi I'm gonna take a bath now, kay thx bye.

Getting stuff done, at the click of a button.